BOB & THE BLONDE

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by CoHunter, May 28, 2009.

  1. CoHunter

    CoHunter New Member

    May 19, 2007
    Colorado
    Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

    The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.



    The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

    Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.."

    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

    Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"



    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.


    The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."



    Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."


    The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

    Bob took the money...
     
  2. Mailman

    Mailman Well-Known Member

    Feb 2, 2005
    Blue Springs Mo
    You got that from Joe didn't you?
     

  3. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
     
  4. CoHunter

    CoHunter New Member

    May 19, 2007
    Colorado
    [rquote=1278922&tid=89496&author=Mailman]You got that from Joe didn't you?[/rquote]



    Nope
     
  5. deadeye5

    deadeye5 Active Member

    Sep 30, 2008
    Kcmo
  6. blevely

    blevely White Board Man

    Jul 15, 2004
    Here and There
    now that's funny:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
     
  7. thompson

    thompson Active Member

    Nov 26, 2007
    :rof2::rof2::rof2::rof2::rof2:
     
  8. CLIFFHANGER

    CLIFFHANGER Active Member

    :rof2::rof2::rof2::rof2::rof2::rof2::rof2: