this may be pushing the G rating but its too funny not to be posted. if it is to much the big dawgs can pull it >>VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2005 >> For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be danged if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"