best joke of 2005

Discussion in 'Whitetails General 2010' started by huntforfunnfood, Feb 23, 2006.

  1. huntforfunnfood

    huntforfunnfood New Member

    Jun 30, 2003
    new bloomfield mo
    this may be pushing the G rating but its too funny not to be posted.
    if it is to much the big dawgs can pull it

    >>VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2005
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    For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

    The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be danged if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"
     

  2. Passthru

    Passthru Member

    282
    Aug 8, 2003
    I doubt you can break the G rating with that, you'll have to try much, much harder.
     
  3. r2ahunter

    r2ahunter New Member

    947
    Dec 6, 2005
    down on the farm
  4. membergone

    membergone New Member

    Jan 17, 2004
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::eek:
     
  5. Mathews1cam

    Mathews1cam Senior Member

    646
    Aug 4, 2004
    LBC
  6. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
     
  7. Rebel2

    Rebel2 Well-Known Member

    Dec 16, 2003
    Ozark, MO
    :hysterical::eek::hysterical::eek::hysterical::eek::hysterical::eek:
     
  8. ArrowJumper

    ArrowJumper New Member

    140
    Feb 13, 2006
    St. Elizabeth, MO
    :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
     
  9. Lefty

    Lefty New Member

    Jun 29, 2004
    MO
    Exactly! :D
     
  10. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
    Uh... OH.. I get it now!

    :cheers::cheers:
     
  11. Kickers288

    Kickers288 Active Member

    :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
     
  12. oneshot 1

    oneshot 1 Well-Known Member

    Jun 11, 2003
    Ozarks
    :confused: Poor Kid ! No Bike and his Parents leaving him.

    oneshot
    :D oneshot the Big Grin will stay with you.
     
  13. huntingmo

    huntingmo New Member

    212
    Jul 20, 2004
    Limbo
    :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
     
  14. JarJar

    JarJar New Member

    Sep 27, 2005
    :rotfl::hysterical::rotfl::hysterical::rotfl::hysterical:
     
  15. semohuntingguy

    semohuntingguy New Member

    Nov 2, 2005
    southeast mo.
    hea that one is the best i have heard in a while
     
  16. thompson

    thompson Active Member

    Nov 26, 2007
    :rof2::rof2::rof2::rof2:
     
  17. 1FastCam

    1FastCam New Member

    Nov 25, 2002
    CT
    GH reported this.

    EVEN THOUGH ITS 3 YEARS OLD!
     
  18. mrb

    mrb New Member

    Jun 6, 2002
    Moberly, Mo
    [rquote=1287816&tid=21921&author=1FastCam]GH reported this.

    EVEN THOUGH ITS 3 YEARS OLD! [/rquote]

    I saw the date as well......... :stickfight::stickfight::stickfight: Maybe he was not online that day.........:scared::scared::rof2::rof2::stirpot: