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this may be pushing the G rating but its too funny not to be posted.
if it is to much the big dawgs can pull it

>>VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2005
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For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be danged if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"
 

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Originally posted by Rebelcj7
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Exactly! :D
 

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Uh... OH.. I get it now!

:cheers::cheers:
 

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:confused: Poor Kid ! No Bike and his Parents leaving him.

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:D oneshot the Big Grin will stay with you.
 

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:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
 

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:rotfl::hysterical::rotfl::hysterical::rotfl::hysterical:
 

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[rquote=1287816&tid=21921&author=1FastCam]GH reported this.

EVEN THOUGH ITS 3 YEARS OLD! [/rquote]

I saw the date as well......... :stickfight::stickfight::stickfight: Maybe he was not online that day.........:scared::scared::rof2::rof2::stirpot:
 
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