Beer drinkers!!!

Discussion in 'Social Club' started by FiremanBrad, Feb 3, 2006.

  1. FiremanBrad

    FiremanBrad New Member

    At a world brewing convention in the United States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.

    Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we
    make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."

    Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew
    the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."

    Hans, CEO of Lowenbrau, steps up next: "In Germany ve invented
    das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein Lowenbrau, das ist der real King of
    beers, danke."

    Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with ice and lemon. Thanks."

    The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written
    all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

    Paddy replies "Well, if you pansies aren't drinkin',
    then neither am I!"

  2. Keith

    Keith New Member

    Dec 13, 2002
    Springfield, MO.
    :bangin: :hysterical: :hysterical:
  3. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
  4. Hoytshooter

    Hoytshooter Active Member

    Mar 7, 2005
    Small Buck, MO
    That's pretty good!
  5. FiremanBrad

    FiremanBrad New Member

    Good joke, but I HATE I'm even part Irish!!!
  6. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
    I'll be sure and bring you a guiness at Armstrong this spring brad!
  7. FiremanBrad

    FiremanBrad New Member

    And I'll prolly drink it....You and r2'll be beatin me down with pier

    One drink I HATE worse than Guinness is Jager......oh my....I have a good story to tell ya on that one!!!!!
  8. Vector

    Vector VECtor Custom Calls

    Feb 11, 2003
    N/C MO
    :hysterical: GOOD ONE!

  9. r2ahunter

    r2ahunter New Member

    Dec 6, 2005
    down on the farm
    Ouzo, that stuff will make you steal things that you dont even want......never understood why you want to drink liquorice.
  10. FiremanBrad

    FiremanBrad New Member

    Only reason to drink that crap is to git drunk and
  11. membergone

    membergone New Member

    Jan 17, 2004
    I can think of something a lot better than that crap to get drunk and puke on...Mezcal for one. At least with that you get the benefit of the halucinations. :roll2:
  12. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
    Oh, fireman.. now you KNOW we wont pier pressure you to do anything you dont want to do. :cheers::cheers:
  13. r2ahunter

    r2ahunter New Member

    Dec 6, 2005
    down on the farm
    Heck Rat he'll prolly teach us some new bad habits.

  14. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
    I'm countin on it!
  15. callaojoe

    callaojoe Máistir an pointe hocht.

    Jan 21, 2004
    N/C Missouri
    An Irishman, an Englishman, & a Scotsman are sittin at the bar drinkin their pints of Guiness......

    Englishman looks into his pint, see's a fly in it, and says...

    "Barkeep, do be a good chap, and bring me a fresh pint of Guiness, as there is a fly in this one...."

    Scotsman looks into his pint, see's a fly in it, and....

    Reaches into the pint, grabs the fly and flicks it out. Then continues to drink his pint......

    The Irishman looks down at his pint, and notices a fly in his as well......

    He reaches down, grabs the fly by the throat and holds it over his pint, and says.....

    "Spit it out d@mn ya, spit it out.....":rotfl:

    Yes, I am Irish, and I luv's me Guiness....:cheers:
  16. hunter7x

    hunter7x New Member

    Oct 22, 2002

  17. V.P.

    V.P. New Member

    Jan 8, 2004

  18. Cburrows_tx

    Cburrows_tx New Member

    Nov 24, 2004
    Lamar Co. Texas
    Should we start placing bets on how many bad things he is gonna teach you two over the summer?
  19. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
    I'll keep you posted but I doubt that he can corrupt us any worse than we already are!

    I am always willing and eager to learn tho!:)