Bad morning

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by Snowman, Mar 3, 2006.

  1. Snowman

    Snowman New Member

    Mar 8, 2005
    Upon arriving home a husband was met at the door by
    >> > his sobbing wife. Tearfully, she explained, "The
    >> > local pharmacist insulted me dreadfully this
    >> > morning. I had to call several times before he
    >> > would even answer the phone." Immediately the
    >> > husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and
    >> > demand an apology. Before he could get three words
    >> > out, the druggist interrupted him; "Now, just a
    >> > minute! Listen to my side of the story first. This
    >> > morning, the alarm failed to go off, so I was late
    >> > getting up. I left without eating breakfast and
    >> > hurried out to the car, only to realize that I had
    >> > locked the house with both house and car keys still
    >> > inside. So I had to break a bedroom window and
    >> > crawl inside to get my keys. Then driving a little
    >> > too fast I got a speeding ticket. About three
    >> > blocks from the store, I had a flat tire, and when I
    >> > finally got to the store, a mob of people were
    >> > waiting for me to open. I got the store open and
    >> > started waiting on these people, and all the while,
    >> > the phone was ringing off the hook. To make change
    >> > I had to break a roll of nickles against the cash
    >> > register drawer and they spilled all over the floor.
    >> > I got down on my hands and knees to pick them up
    >> > and the phone was still ringing. When I stood up I
    >> > cracked my head on the cash drawer which made me
    >> > stagger back against a showcase of perfume bottles.
    Nearly half of them fell and broke. Meanwhile, the
    >> > phone is still ringing with no letup, and when I
    >> > finally staggered back to answer it. It was your
    >> > wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal
    >> > thermometer. And believe me, Mr. As God is my
    >> > witness, all I did was tell her."
  2. Cburrows_tx

    Cburrows_tx New Member

    Nov 24, 2004
    Lamar Co. Texas

  3. Big John

    Big John Active Member

    Oct 24, 2003
    That is good!:hysterical:
  4. Lynette

    Lynette Member

    Oct 18, 2005
  5. spm26191

    spm26191 New Member

    Oct 13, 2005
    Mexico, MO
  6. Keith

    Keith New Member

    Dec 13, 2002
    Springfield, MO.
    :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Those days are all too common here.
  7. coyotehunter

    coyotehunter PURE KILLER

    Jan 19, 2005
  8. riverbottomhunter

    riverbottomhunter Well-Known Member

    Sep 27, 2005
    Chariton Co.
  9. Mailman

    Mailman Well-Known Member

    Feb 2, 2005
    Blue Springs Mo
    Was that a true story Snowman?
  10. shortmag

    shortmag New Member

    Feb 22, 2006
    Amen. Havn't we all had one of those day!:bangin:
  11. buckbuster14

    buckbuster14 New Member

    Feb 8, 2006
    Moberly, Missouri
    Sounds like my mornigs sometimes...:banghead: