Are You A Democrat, A Republican Or A Redneck

Discussion in 'Politics ......... (OPT IN)' started by hillbilly, Jun 3, 2009.

  1. hillbilly

    hillbilly Senior Member

    Dec 27, 2006
    Fulton Mo
    Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?


    Here is a little test that will help you decide:


    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
    Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
    locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

    You are carrying a Glock 40 cal., and you are an expert shot.
    You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
    What do you do?


    Democrat's Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think? What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
    send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
    was stabbing me?

    Should I call 9-1-1?

    Why is this street so deserted?

    We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier,
    healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

    This is all so confusing!

    I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.


    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!



    Redneck's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....
    (Sounds of reloading)

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click…

    Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?â€

    Son: “You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?â€

    Wife: “You are not taking that to the taxidermist.â€


    GOD BLESS AMERICA !
     
  2. leasburg

    leasburg Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2007
    South County MO

  3. hillbilly

    hillbilly Senior Member

    Dec 27, 2006
    Fulton Mo
    Only one person liked this one:confused:
     
  4. 20 feet high

    20 feet high CROSSBOW HATER!

    Feb 19, 2009
    [rquote=1287174&tid=89940&author=hillbilly]Only one person liked this one:confused:[/rquote]

    if you put terrorist or Pelosi I bet more would really vote REDNECK!!!:sniper:
     
  5. hillbilly

    hillbilly Senior Member

    Dec 27, 2006
    Fulton Mo
    20 feet there is 1 listed. A Islamic terrorist:sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper:




    Oh yeah BTW I'm 100% Red Neck:claphands::claphands::claphands:
     
  6. Chairman

    Chairman Senior Member

    Dec 2, 2002
    Henry County
    REDNECK...but I carry an FN, not a Glock! :whistle:

    And I WOULD take him to the taxidermist...thank you very much.

    'Nuff said... :D
     
  7. 20 feet high

    20 feet high CROSSBOW HATER!

    Feb 19, 2009
    [rquote=1287417&tid=89940&author=hillbilly]20 feet there is 1 listed. A Islamic terrorist:sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper:




    Oh yeah BTW I'm 100% Red Neck:claphands::claphands::claphands:[/rquote]

    I knew that, just wanted you to add that B****!
     
  8. hillbilly

    hillbilly Senior Member

    Dec 27, 2006
    Fulton Mo
    [rquote=1287537&tid=89940&author=20 feet high][rquote=1287417&tid=89940&author=hillbilly]20 feet there is 1 listed. A Islamic terrorist:sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper:




    Oh yeah BTW I'm 100% Red Neck:claphands::claphands::claphands:[/rquote]

    I knew that, just wanted you to add that B****![/rquote]






    Who you calling a b*****? Willis:thinking: