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An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and cupping a hand to drink from the farm pond.

The Amish farmer shouts, "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows poop in it".)



The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak to me in English."

The Amish farmer replies, "Use two hands, you'll get more."
 

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