airline dog

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by coyotehunter, Mar 1, 2006.

  1. coyotehunter

    coyotehunter PURE KILLER

    Jan 19, 2005
    Subject: Airline dog
    > >A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to takeoff, when
    > another
    > >man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the 2 empty seats
    > >beside him.
    > >The Lab is situated in the middle and the first man is looking
    > >quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they work for
    > >the airline.
    > >The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he's a sniffing dog, the
    > best
    > >there is. I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to
    > >work."
    > >The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first
    > >man, "Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search."
    > >
    > >Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman
    > for
    > >a few seconds. It then returns to it's seat and puts one paw
    > >on the handler's arm.
    > >
    > >He says, "Good boy." The airline rep turns to the first man and says,
    > >"That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a
    > >note of this and her seat number for the police who will apprehend her
    > >on arrival.
    > >
    > >"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
    > >Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs
    > about,
    > >sits down beside a man for a few
    > >seconds, returns to it's seat, and places two paws on the handler's
    > arm.
    > >
    > >
    > >The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again I'm
    > making
    > >a note of this and the seat number."
    > >
    > >"I like it!" says the first man.
    > >
    > >A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes
    > up
    > >and down the plane and after a while sits
    > >down next to someone. He
    > >then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and poops all over the
    > >seat.
    > >
    > >The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a supposedly
    > >well-trained sniffing dog and asks,
    > >"What's going on?"
    > >
    > >The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb!"
  2. Woods

    Woods Cooyon, Back from NOLA


  3. sand_manms

    sand_manms New Member

    Dec 13, 2005
    South Mississippi