Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by sand_manms, Feb 6, 2006.

  1. sand_manms

    sand_manms New Member

    Dec 13, 2005
    South Mississippi
    "The environmentalist"
    A woman from the Oregon/Washington area, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the
    natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the
    nearest doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and
    waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove
    old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but
    they turned me down."
  2. coyotehunter

    coyotehunter PURE KILLER

    Jan 19, 2005

  3. huntforfunnfood

    huntforfunnfood New Member

    Jun 30, 2003
    new bloomfield mo
    love it finally a doctor that earned his wages
  4. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
  5. Keith

    Keith New Member

    Dec 13, 2002
    Springfield, MO.
  6. Lynette

    Lynette Member

    Oct 18, 2005
  7. trappermark

    trappermark Member

    Nov 14, 2004
    THATS GREAT!!!!!!!!!:cheers::cheers::cheers: