a couple for ya all.

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by JimH, Feb 7, 2006.

  1. JimH

    JimH Active Member

    Nov 6, 2003
    St. Louis
    A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.

    "Is it true," she wanted to know,
    "that the medication you prescribed has
    to be taken for the rest of my life?"
    "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
    There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,
    "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition
    because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS.'"
    An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table
    awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,
    a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
    As he was about to get the anesthesia
    he asked to speak to his son.
    "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son;
    do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well,
    if something happens to me.
    your mother is going to come
    and live with you and your wife...."
  2. Lefty

    Lefty New Member

    Jun 29, 2004
    Good ones!
    Thanks for sharing!

  3. JackJr

    JackJr New Member

    Nov 30, 2002
    Land Of BLAHS
    Good Ones!!:hysterical::hysterical:

  4. PMan

    PMan Retired

    Dec 3, 2002

  5. coyotehunter

    coyotehunter PURE KILLER

    Jan 19, 2005
  6. Bricky

    Bricky Active Member

    Jul 11, 2003
    Bonne Terre Mo.
  7. Keith

    Keith New Member

    Dec 13, 2002
    Springfield, MO.
    Hmmmmm, and I take one of those meds.....:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
  8. Chase635

    Chase635 New Member

    Feb 16, 2005
  9. sand_manms

    sand_manms New Member

    Dec 13, 2005
    South Mississippi
    :bangin::hysterical: Me too Keith!
  10. spm26191

    spm26191 New Member

    Oct 13, 2005
    Mexico, MO
    Nothing like good hospital humor.:hysterical: