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King of Callaway
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You could use a little pepper spray on yo's plants it don't hurt the plants and will keep scodly away and that would free yo's up momma might be so happy yo's is rewarded with a SWANK :oops:
 
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Only a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night can be rewarded with swank when the phragmites blooms and the winter moon is bright.
 
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just one of the idiots talking on MWT, right Red?
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Good morning
.....sorry im late,been in doghouse....again.
.....sumpin sumpin been eat'n mawmaws big dolla bush's,the ones that finally grew in hot summer wit no water and in cold arse winter.....after 3 other kind o bush's failed.
.....im 4 days into investigation....all ive come up wit is....scodly.....
....he sho to be only one to neeky up to me front door in middle o night. View attachment 227970 View attachment 227971 View attachment 227972 View attachment 227973
sorry, needed some greens to even out the Blus & red meats i've been ingesting
let Mawmaw know that i watered & fertilized them after i was done eating...learn me lesson about reversing that order
 

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just one of the idiots talking on MWT, right Red?
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You could use a little pepper spray on yo's plants it don't hurt the plants and will keep scodly away and that would free yo's up momma might be so happy yo's is rewarded with a SWANK :oops:
mmm...spicy!
 
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just one of the idiots talking on MWT, right Red?
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Those deers must smell yos unfilled tags & sense it’s safe to eat Mawmaws bushes
 
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.....i had 1 tag outta 3 go unfilled....fill'd me managed hunt tag,fill'd me doe tag....firearms buck tag was only one not fill'd.
but.....
i could of fill'd it on 3 different occasions but i got fixated on couple other bucks that will be world records and biggest deer to walk face o earth next year.I made meat.....i got jerky,i got sausage,i also got some beautiful steaks.
sho us sum of those charcoal'd duck platters of yo's.😺😸😹
 

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Good Morning Cat Pops fellow sportsmen in good standing

Getting close to SWANK can't wait

Henry if you retrieve all birds kilt on SWANK we will let you sip whiskey
 

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So since it won’t send pictures via PM

I’ll stick it here

For sure going to bring the 10 year Henry McKenna

But should I bring the Mitchers single barrel straight rye

Or the makers mark 46 cask strength

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I just had a bottle of the makers 46 cask stength.... Good stuff.
 
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Ya'll are a bad influence. :D
Now since when was drinking whiskey smoking cigars and shooting geese in the face considered a bad influence

Considering we are doing it in IL I think it’s missionary work myself

I know no one will believe it cause I hardly did

I had to go to training this week about my responsibility for reporting dead and injured birds around power lines

I got the number to “report incidents” saved I plan to get four whiskey drinks in on Saturday night and give em a call
 
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And nowhere near the power lines!! We aint dove huntin for cryin outloud. :D
 

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They don’t know that

Matter of fact I’m fairly certain they don’t know their arse from a hole in the ground

It’s really gonna screw with em when an Ameren Missouri worker is reporting “injured birds” to Ameren Illinois
 

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just one of the idiots talking on MWT, right Red?
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Annual scouting trip to the southern tip has commenced
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic
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