14% off

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by xxx, Feb 13, 2006.

  1. xxx

    xxx Guest

    The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

    He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from college so maybe you can help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

    The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

    You gotta love it.......:banana::banana:

  2. Sounds like an expensive secretary! Thats good stuff!\\\

  3. huntforfunnfood

    huntforfunnfood New Member

    Jun 30, 2003
    new bloomfield mo
    pehaps i should start collecting funds.......I could use a picture frist however.........of the secetarty:D
  4. JMAC

    JMAC Senior Member

    Aug 31, 2005
    Cole County
    Watch it on the KY stuff, mrb! You never know who you might offend!

    :peepwall: :hysterical:
  5. I wonder how much more for the earrings??????
  6. xxx

    xxx Guest

    Well........ you might be right... I'll amend the text......:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  7. Grumpy

    Grumpy New Member

    Jul 5, 2004
    Central MO
    Good one MrB.
    Heck for that much money I'll bet she would even take off her earrings.
  8. coyotehunter

    coyotehunter PURE KILLER

    Jan 19, 2005
  9. membergone

    membergone New Member

    Jan 17, 2004