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Old 04-21-2017, 03:15 PM   #11
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na, prolly just gas...


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Slim Jim's are the worst "meat" product ever produced. Enjoy the heartburn.

They've got meat in them ??? I thought they were made out of grease.


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How ya doing lost any jersey gloves yet.
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I had another hallucination . I thought I saw a hen turkey walk through the plot in front of me.
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I had another hallucination . I thought I saw a hen turkey walk through the plot in front of me.
Aint no hens left, had to be a hallucination
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They may cause hallucinations. I thought I just heard a gobble.
Was it close behind you?.........Probably not a gobble, go change your pants
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Aint no hens left, had to be a hallucination
It's a good one. It has left twice. I hallucinate that I call and the hallucination comes back. I think slim Jim's are made out of mushrooms.
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It's a good one. It has left twice. I hallucinate that I call and the hallucination comes back. I think slim Jim's are made out of mushrooms.
Just as long as you don't pick up any jersey gloves you find I think you'll be ok, or at least no worse than usual.

Ohh I almost forgot, I helped the turkey population today, a big coon stood up in the road to read my license plate this morning, I let him get a good look.

Should we ask Hawk if it's too early
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Always pack the white gold! Paper towels in a ziplock! Slim Jim is what is scraped out of the bottom of the slaughterhouse band-saw...
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Just as long as you don't pick up any jersey gloves you find I think you'll be ok, or at least no worse than usual.

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